dykg:

hey, don’t cry. 1 million transgender vampires on earth. okay?

dementedgnomicwizard:

cyberbullyinc:

ncoley:

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

hei-ranapologist:

manie-sans-delire-x:

Refers to my mom as “my mother” to show that theres something wrong with me

someonekillpewdiepie:

samoora-alamoora:

seethroughhue:

wait for it…

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

jigglypuffsvevo:

relationship goals: having one

abigailsbluff:

all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

snoppy:

ijaazat:

diet cock

mount and do? 😳

entitty:

entitty:

entitty:

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

halcyonharlot:

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

dr-pepsi:

cubonepropoganda:

eeveelution-appreciation:

kradeiz:

arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

@noelle217

This is adorable

They just posted some more!

[source]

And some more!

You forgot these!!!

I’m disappointed that these were left out

sunshine-tattoo:

peachdoxie:

I think Miette is the only widely-known internet cat who’s famous for something other than her appearance.

finally. a celebrity who isn’t adored for her looks.

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

jerma is doing a dollhouse stream where chat controls the actions and his house. i can say with full certainty that chat is going to kill him.

chat decided to use their collective power to buy him a bed but then placed it in front of his front door so he can’t leave

s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life…. But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off